Secret hand and foot signals, code words and toilet police assigned to toilet stalls is the most eye opening new defintion of America in this whole story.

The Republican 'caucus' (wink wink nod nod) is going to have a 'hard time' 'stalling' any 'discipline' of Senator Craig. (secret foot wag)
Still many questions remain unanswered.
Who will he 'hand' the 'job' to? When he says he is not gay, which meaning is he actually referring to? Is anyone 'cock' sure if he is a threat to national security or is he merely a 'sucker' for pleading guilty? Do we need a best selling booklet on the secret code words like "is the circus in town?" and the semifore hand signals using toilet paper? Should Senator Craig be court ordered to only use the women's room from now on? ...

Perhaps everyone should just forgive and forget and have Rev. Ted Haggert, Tom Foley and Senator Craig lead the way in a daisy chain of forgiveness.