i LIKE cHRISTMAS AS LONG AS i DON'T HAVE TO CELEBRATE IT. iT IS THE INSPIRATION BEHIND THE cHRISTMAS tREE sHOP WHICH, BY THE WAY, WAS RECWENTLY TAKEN OVER BY bED, bATH AND bEYOND WHICH EXPLAINS THE DEARTH OF UNBELIEVABLE CRAP SO SORELY LACKING IN RECENT MONTHS AND MAY FORCE ME TO SHOP ELSEWHERE TO FEED MY HABIT, NOT OF COURSE THE HABIT ON THE TENNIE TINY NUNS...

cHRISTMAS? oH crap!!!!!