Seriously though, there is a way to deal with the over affectionate pussy. You know, the one who wakes you up at 2:30 in the morning and demands attention. Often by presenting it's arse in your face.

Counterattact is the remedy. Hold the beast down and start with the cat massage therapy, whether it likes it or not.

Start with a good neck massage, then massage the face muscles, then go down the back, tail and legs. Don't be faint hearted, the beast needs a good healthy massage. Repeat until the cat cries "Uncle".

It will like it at first but will soon find that beng held down is not really what it wants, then it will leave.

The only drawback with this method is that the pussy will enjoy it at first, and will soon come back for more. But it might give you a couple of hours more sleep.