LOL on the swamp trip...probably find "woody's" is the catsup/ketchup made at home for years! (Doubtful 'bout the alligator poo) however, would be a LOT more fun on the recipe instead of "spices" & "flavorings".
At least all of us could find Alligator Poo. The "fun" would be to try and duplicate it according to nationally accepted FDA and dietary standards.
Heck, list it as an ingredient and let FUTURE generations try to figure it out !!
Would LOVE to see the posts then !
Keep up the good work!
Bryan