I'm so overcome by the sheer beauty of me that do nothing else for hours on end

Rapaire, that doesn't count as seeing your ears, when it's only a reflection. Meanwhile, I feel the urge to dedicate this little song to you:

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can.

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn't compete
With all of these love starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I probably could find me another
But I guess they're all in awe of me
Who cares I never get lonesome
'Cause I treasure my own company.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
When I'm doin' the best that I can.

I guess you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw tough and proud
Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted
But I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I'm "egotistical"
Hell I don't even know what that means
But I guess it has something to do with the
Way that I fill out my skintight blue jeans.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better looking each day, yeah
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble,
But I'm doin' the best that I can.

Yee Haw!