Remind me to tell you all of the nun, Sister Primitive, who once chased a very nice, ..... well, ...... maybe a bit mischievious .... boy home and whipped his little, Irish, behind in the front yard .... it's all in the tellin' so's I will have to do it in person...

My kids, all post-Vatican II raised, cannot understand the fear of nuns. I try and describe to them these women, all dressed in Darth Vader outfits, coming at you with the sharp edge of a ruler, desiring to beat the divil out of you.....

Mick