Looks like it's just me here today, Mom. Want a sandwich and a glass of iced tea while I'm getting one for myself?

What kind?

Er, leftovers. There's some ham, and I'll scrape the mold off of the cheese--no, wait, that's Parmesian, not so good on ham sandwiches. Ham, tomato, lettuce, mayo or mustard. How's that sound? And a slice of banana bread fresh this morning for dessert.

The guys don't know what they're missing . . . this banana bread is to die for . . .