Does anyone know what I can do with three pounds of dark, sandy soil and some horse poop? Yes... I just washed my feet!

So. I am no longer a virgin. I think I may be an addict. Doing it in a tent is fun!

And for GRex - whoever you were... Jack is now booked into the 'Crap-be-Gone' Rehab and Social Training Centre where he will be fumigated, detoxed and possibly stomach-pumped.

LTS