See, this chicken came into this library every day and checked out a book. Many time the chicken would come in several times, returning the book just borrowed and checking out another one.

Well, the Librarian thought this was unusual. I mean, we get lots of strange people into libraries, but they usually keep the book at least overnight. So the Librarian followed the chicken the time.

The chicken carried the books ("Crime and Punishment," it was) down the sidewalk and veered off into the woods towards the river. As the chicken approached the river, a big ol' bullfrog jumped ashore.

The chicken said, "Book book book!"

The bullfrog took one look and said, "Readit, readit."