Isn't there a song with a chorus that goes something like "Quack quack waddle waddle, quack quack waddle waddle?"

I was thinking particularly of the "waddle waddle" part.

Considering that according to recent figures I've heard, heart disease (clogged arteries) is the major cause of death in this country and that a good 30% of the population is considered obese, perhaps we could take that as our national anthem.

Don Firth