"Where are today's killer singers?"

Well, they certainly weren't in Borders' Stockport branch the other day when they were playing a certain 'Girl Wonder from Yorkshire' CD over the PA system. I had to keep banging my head against the bookcases in order to stop myself lapsing into a coma ...

Hang on! If I'd died would she have counted as a "killer singer"?

I'm confused now - perhaps I shouldn't have started this contribution ... but what the hell!