My last name is Bill. Anyone out there remember the "Mr. Bill" skits from Saturday Night Live? Well, if I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me "Hey! Is your father Mr. Bill?" and then giggles maniacally, I'd be rich. The last time it happened, I was out with my brother and we both looked at the guy who said it and said at the same time: "oh, hey! I've never heard that one before!"