Hilarious! Reminds me of:

I had someone else
Before I had you
And I'll have someone after you're gone
Sweethearts and Streetcars
Don't worry me
They'll soon be another one along
Don't have to stay
Leave any day
Iv'e got a swingin' door right in my heart
And it swings either way
I've had someone else
Before I had you
And I'll have someone after you're gone

PS: if you find your lyrics..please post...
~Elle