How about this one?

Two guys are sentenced to be executed. On the appointed day, they are led out to teh scaffold.

"Any last wishes?" asks the executioner.

"Yes" says the first guy "Could you please play James Blunt's 'You're beautiful' so i can hear it one last time before I die?"

"Sure thing" says the executioner. "And what about you? Any last request" he adds, turning to the other guy condemmned to die.

"Yes, could I be executed first, please?"