Those Fondas!! Did you know Henry left someone with a bun in the oven, after a hard night drinking green liqueurs? The girl could do nothing to get him to take responsibility fo his paternity. She named the boy Hargrove, and raised him to be a decent lad. But when he was 11, he finally braced her with the question of where he had come from.

She looked at him sadly and replied,

"Absinthe made thee, Hargrove Fonda."

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