"I did a speed-reading course. Then I speed-read War and Peace in 7 minutes.

   "It's about Russia."

    (Woody Allen)




    Incidentally, does anyone know any jokes about Islam? I know a lot of ones about Judaism and Christianity.

    The only one i know comes in a sequence "Shit Happens"

    Atheism         I don' believe this shit.

    Televangelism   Send money or shit will happen to you.

    Capitalism      This is MY shit.

    Islam          Shit happens because it's the will of Allah.


    etc.etc.


       Ivor