A man goes into a Store and asks "Do you sell Polish Sausages?"
The Store Assistant asks "Are you Polish Sir?"
The man becomes annoyed and abruptly asks the Assistant " If I had asked if you sold Italian Sausage would you have asked me if I was Italian. If I has asked if you sold Kosher Hot Dogs here would you have asked if I was Jewish? Why ask me if I am Polish just because I came into your Store looking for some Polish Sausages?"

"Well, because this is the Home Depot Sir" replied the Store Assistant.