[[ Bee-dubya-ell said:

Here's a real money saving tip:

When shopping for kitchen cleanup tools, choose ones with handles that are appropriately shaped to do double duty as marital aids. You'll save money and avoid the embarrassment of having the kids find that drawerful of dildos.]]

In a similar vein, use the kitchen floor - or any vinyl or tile floor - in lieu of a bed. (This can make you feel wild and spontaneous, unlike the trite "bed" habitat.)   Both you and your partner -- or your spouse -- don terry cloth shirts, properly soaped up. Then, as you cavort on the floor, you simultaneously get one of your big chores done.

This can also work for windows, with a t-shirt drenched first in Windex.