The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2146996
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Sep-07 - 12:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Brand new OS!
Brand new OS, gonna treat you great!
Gonna give you graphics, security and performance,
Email fer the masses,
Pixels and cursors!
Flowers in the FAT32 where now all bugs zoom,
Needs plen'y of disk space and plen'y of room,
Plen'y of room to on yer hard drive!
Plen'y of RAM and plen'y of hope.

Windows VISTA, where the hype comes sweepin' down the plain
And the wavin'...sheet...can sure smell sweet
When the hype comes right into your brain.

Windows VISTA,
Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin' lazy circles in the sky.
Ain't nothin' else we can do
'Cuz VISTA's done filled our hard drive through!

And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You should be doin' time
For Windows VISTA
Windows VISTA...oh...ah, yuck.

          --Roger's Hammeredstein, 1912.