Biskit, I know! Let's make a stop on our way to the Lounge!!

Yes... here it is... the Quartermaster's Stores! We'll secure all the knickers! Yeah!! Beam them over to your stateroom for safekeeping! Hee hee heee.... Wow! The colors! Look-- these fabrics are amazing! They never issue US these, do they?

Ok, the Lounge... no! The Laundry! The ship's company's clean knickers! Shh!!! Yeah pour another, then, let's go...

OK, got em! Yee hah!! I love this Yowzah holiday!

Are you still sober enough to reprogram your phaser to snatch the rest of the ship's knickers from off their wearers and beam them over to your cabin too? We can auction them off...

Here, I'll program the replicator to make new knickers only on our command... yeah if anyone else tries they'll come out WAY too small...

OK, here's the Lounge then, we'll just alk in like nothing's going on.... yes, I would be honored to go in on your arm....