being hanged with a silver chain for pinching 16 of the kings royal deer could have been appealed in European Court of Civil Rights nowadays.

Who says there isn't progress?

Avoid Ratcliff Highway - even it means using the M24.

If you meet a brisk young ploughboy, nutting down in Kent. Don't let his girlfriend handle your nuts.

Last night there were four Mary's. Tonight there'll be but three. Try to manage.

The Whistling Gypsy came over the hill.........he could do that with just one hand and Playmate of the Month.