Why ANYONE would want to learn such a bastardized tongue is beyond my comprehension.

There are countless (10,000 or more) places that will give you "on-line" FREE lessons....with veral phrases.

Giveup your current browser and use www.google.com.mx until the New Year.

Go to your public library and ASK!!! - many tutorials are accessable from home through their subscriber services (i.e. Rosetta Stone)

Wear Lee jeans and a "wife beater" squat at the local building supply with a six-pack of Texquta...and repeat "Que Passa, Via con Pollo Loco, Amigo...Por Que Parkay?" You should learn "Spanganglis" real quick.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle