These examples come from Diane Hodges book "Laugh Lines For Educators" {Corwin Press, p. 16; 2006} :

KIDS' VERSES:

"God bless American through the
night with a light from a bulb!"

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"Oh Susanna, O don't you cry for me, for I come from
Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!"

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"Give us this day our deli bread. Glory be to the father,
and to the Son, and to the whole East Coast!"

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"We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese!"

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"Yield not to Penn Station, but deliver us from evil".