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Thread #103749 Message #2150005
Posted By: Mickey191
15-Sep-07 - 03:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: News of Note (was 'I Read it . . .')
Subject: RE: BS: News of Note (was 'I Read it . . .')
AP Story- Poughkeepsie,NY Journal:
"POLICE: BALD MAN TRIED TO STEAL HAIR PRODUCTS
Ossining,NY A bald man who stole 5 bottles of hair loss treatment was caught while running away. Police arrested Mark Hoousendove 42, on petty larceny charges. He had just dropped off friends at SING SING PRISON on Sunday when he went into pharmacy & stole $50.00 worth of the treatment. An officer nearbye chased & grabbed him."
There's gotta be a song in here somewhere.