I sing a version of Dr John's (as best I could decipher):

Down the road, come the Junco Partner,
Man he was loaded, as could be,
But he got knocked out, knocked out loaded,
& now he wobbles, all over the street

Singin' 6 months, that ain't no sentence,
Lord,& 1 year, that ain't no time,
They got boys,out on the ponderosa,
servin nine, to ninety-nine,

If I had me, a million dollars,
just one million, to call my own,
I would buy me, all the land 'round the parish prison,
& I would start me, a lil moochie farm

Give me whiskey, when I feel a lil frisky,
beer's a mighty good drink, when I get a lil dry,
& give me tobacco, when I feel a lil sickly,
but give me heaven, heaven, before I die,

repeat 1st verse

Might be a bit adrift here & there, but it works for me,