I have recently been re-reading Mike Harding's 'Rambling On', which has the opening lines of

There was a young lady called Annie
Who plaited the hairs on her fanny

I E-Mailed him at 'Folk on Two' (or whatever it's called - that poxy radio programme on a Wednesday night and if it isn't Kate Rusby it's Christy Moore) asking for the rest of the words, but I just got an acknowledgement.

Does ANY 'Catter know the rest of the words, 'cos it's driving me daft (dafter).