The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2151845
Posted By: Rapparee
18-Sep-07 - 09:12 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I think you should be aware that the Idaho Legion has formed a Board of Investigation to investigate this matter. Colonel-General Smyte-Withers ordered it last evening; she is very concerned about Chongo's sister's self-esteem being harmed by her name and, pending the outcome of the BoI, has ordered everyone in the Legion to refer to Chongo's sister as "Chongo's sister" or "her" or "that poor female chimp with the unfortunate name." In the same order Amos is to be referred to as "Amos" or "the slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling Californicator."
I think the BoI might end up being a bit biased in its report, which is due out sometime within the next 36 months. CG Smyte-Withers is due to sober up sometime during the same period.