The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #35362 Message #2151854
Posted By: Bryn Pugh
18-Sep-07 - 09:24 AM
Thread Name: Favourite Limerick [8]
Subject: RE: Favourite Limerick
There was a young lady from Surrey
Who needed to piss in a hurry.
She lay on her back
And opened her cxrack
And Fred backed in in his lorry.
('lorry' here requires pronunciation in the Queen's Manchester accent.)
There was a young man from the Cape
Who was buggered by a bloody big ape.
He screamed 'Get off, you foll -
You've got a square tool
Which is knocking my arse out of shape.
Our local cinematorium
Is not just a visual sensorium
But a highly effectual
Heterosexual
Mutual masturbatorium.