lessee - of the three "house" pets.

Storm -
#1 - begging to be fed. (preferably warm Seneca Farms Fried Chicken)
#2 - taking a dump in my bathtub
#3 - taking a dump on my bathroom floor
$3 - sleeping

Desert
#1 - cuddling with b-i-l in the bedroom
#2 - sleeping in the bedroom
#3 - complaining because b-i-l not in the bedroom cuddling
#4 - asking to be let in/out

Scampers (the 28 lb 'tuxedo panther')
#1 - sitting on my book when I try to read
#2 - sitting on my plate when I try to eat
#3 - sleeping on the clean laundry
#4 - attacking my nephew's feet.