Kendall, that was funny. Probably true (what do I know), but funny. You'll probably have to stay that way for a bit.

Jacqui, you aren't an 'invalid'. Think like royalty. Hold court in your bedroom, propped up with pillows. Give a lot of orders, including some ridiculous ones. You're going to be obscenely healthy after this, so milk your current state for all it's worth.

And welcome home!