Well, if that Welsh Bishop of Hereford whose name I can't remember hadn't popped his clogs unexpectedly circa 1400 Hereford would be in Wales so ... tu tump, mi tump.
Where's Ambridge? It's Border Country, isn't it? Tump-ti-tump-ti-tump-ti-tump, tump-ti-tump-ti-tump-ta ...
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