And years from now, the only memory will be a small booklet, "The Beaver Who Wouldn't Be", popular amongs members of a rarified select set of deep-undercover RMCP agents living secret lives as New York and Chicago taxi-dancers. Oh, tempora, oh mores! That such a fate should befall the Author of Chongo, the Templar of Shatnik, the Voice of Blind River!! Woe betide us all.


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