If you're fond of temples
and mountains blue,
incense, meditation and Tibet,too
Then re-incarnate as the head guru!

Dalai Lama is the guy to be
Re-incarnate throughout his-tor-y
Do not try to raise the chinese ire
It's golden urn, not goblet of fire.

Be a 'precious victor'
or 'fulfilling jewel'
Anything but the regime's willing tool.
then re-incarnate as the head guru!

(tune: Old Cape Cod)