I'm with Don Firth on this one. At 63 - which is 21 x 3 - I'm still 21 between the ears.

The great thing is half-price gigs ! We went to the Big Session at the Arts Centre a year ago. My beloved's ticket cost her £12 ; while mine, as a fully qualified ould git, was a fiver.

And as for LtS : stroking an 18 year old pussy - well, chance would be a fine thing.

Growing old is mandatory ; growing up is discretionary. The only thing I don't the do now that I did then is FARTING - see the post on Ageing- the Sordid Truth.