So you tell me you stayed up until 4 in the morning with a new toothache caused by the dentist, tuned into clear channel's coast to coast wierd science radio show hosted by intelligent design creationist George Noory who reported that a meteor made a 400 foot wide 90 foot deep crater in Peru where locals are falling sick by the dozens from the burnt smell and then 5 hours later you see the same story scrolling at the bottom of a CNN non stop coverage (to the exclusion of ALL other news) on OJ Simpson.

Is that whats got you down Bunky? Well you gotta stand up, stick out your chin and tell yourself you'll never give up and never give in to poppycock, gobbledeegook and bruhaha.

So you say while in the waiting room you read a blurb in Newsweek about decommisioned B-52's flying over the US with unauthorized H bombs on board. Then later you watched a TV talk show about a miissing US H bomb that must be sjust some kind of clerical error some goverment boy scount elevated from molehill to mountain.

Is that whats got you down Bunky? Well you gotta stand up, stick out your chin and tell yourself you'll never give up and never give in to poppycock, gobbledeegook and bruhaha.

So you say you have second thoughts about writing your congressman about your concerns because it might be filed under Taser worthy.
You feel that all the mysterious missing data on your computer is more than a coincedence. You say its kind of wierd that Sally Field's mention of the word "war" is enough to cause the entire FOX network to instantly make the Emmy award show go black for 10 seconds.

Is that whats got you down Bunky? Well you gotta stand up, stick out your chin and tell yourself you'll never give up and never give in to poppycock, gobbledeegook, bruhaha and conspiracy.

So you feel confused that your neighbor would ask from the curb what it is that you're building in there, since you have no idea what he is talking about. You say that a normal day is now like chapter of 1984 sprinkled with Kurt Vonnegutesque high wierdness on a bed of corporate controled free market twillight zone sparkling in a fresh coat of lead paint?


Is that whats got you down Bunky? Well you gotta stand up, stick out your chin and tell yourself you'll never give up and never give in to poppycock, gobbledeegook, bruhaha, conspiracy and fear.