It began, I believe,
When Adam met Eve;
He woke up and made her his wife!
And she asked in dismay
On that very first day,
"Am I the first girl in your life?"

'Cuz wives don't like old girlfriends
You know, that's a fact of life.
No, wives don't like old girlfriends.
And girlfriends don't like old wives,
Ya know they don't like em!
Girlfriends don't like old wives!

Now, if they don't lie
I'm sure every guy
Has an old flame that he dreams about.
Wives pretend not to hear
But to them its as clear
As if he was talking out loud.

And wives don't like old girlfriends
You know, that's a fact of life.
No, wives don't like old girlfriends.
And girlfriends don't like old wives,
Ya know they don't like em!
Girlfriends don't like old wives!