Does anyone know the 'hornpipe' parody lyrics? I can start it from memory, who can complete it?
Do yer balls hang low Do you swing 'em to-and-fro Can ya tie 'em in a knot Can ya tie 'em in a bow Do ya get a funny feeling when yer hanging from the ceiling... (unable to remember final line of verse.)
Unable to remember further verses either, or potential chorus.
Oh, and the good-old Fraggle-Rock theme wasn't immune either:
Down at Fraggle-Rock Grab a Fraggle by it's cock Chuck 'im in the air Catch 'im by 'is pubic-hair Swing 'im round yer head Make sure the fucker's dead!
Grab another one, Shove a chainsaw up it's bum (Can't remember this line) Down at Fraggle-Rock!
There may be further verses too, perhaps someone else remembers?