The methane from chicken farts is causing ozone depletion.

Skunk, porcupine, rattlesnake, cedar shingles, and yak testicles taste like chicken.

Chickens don't swim as well as ducks; in fact, they hardly swim at all.

It's easy to rope and brand cattle, but it's a lot more difficult to rope and brand a chicken. This is why you never hear of "chickenboys".

Don't mistake chicken poop for the chewing gum you dropped -- they taste very very different.

The first thing you must do in making fried chicken is to insure the death of the chicken.