"healing wounds, bruises, scratches, scrapes and...for preventing the formation of haemorrhoids"

What is Blue Blazes are you attempting to do with your throat!!!

Discussed this my brother last night. He told a doctor, "I have been gargoling (no pun) with salt water." The doctor replied, "Would you put salt in your eye? Don't put down you throat anything you would not stick in your eye." My brother agreed and quickly changed doctors when he realized that he would not, "put a bannana in his eye, a lemon in his eye, rye whisky in his eye.....

Dude (or Dudette) something is HORRIBLY wrong with your attempts at vocalization.

We all have a natural range we can drop to bass and raise to falsettos - but let the microphone and the mix-master (sound-board 0 take over for the volumn.

Whisky, lemon, and honey works for some Mick Jagger, Peter Daugltrey .....and puts others in an early grave Janis Joplin, Van Morrison.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Your thread posting sounds more like a led-line for a "Deep Throat Joke" - Did you hear????? President Nixon saw "Deep Throat" SIX times......No?????? Yah!!!!...He wanted to get it down Pat." (Pat=wife Patricia)