An old earthling song came over the ships loudspeakers, sung by Captain Barky:
"Disneytime,
And the mermaids are easy
Flounder is jumpin',
And the seagulls are high..

Well your daddy's king,
and yo' mamma's good lookin',
So hush little mermaid,
Don't you cry."

"Ah that's a good song", sighed Captain Barky to Navigator La'Forge. "Now set your course to the star cluster # 156783 in the crab nebula."

~Captain Barky