The Google ads below are currently 'Sign of an Alcoholic' and 'Signs Your An Alcoholic' [hsic] 'Sign of An Alcoholic' would make a hell of a pub name, eh? Either that or a good bad really bad song:

At the Sign of the Alcoholic, that's where I drink my booze
Just down the street from the Redemption Center
Turn the corner, go down hill and enter
From there, it isn't far
Just twelve steps away from the bar
It's where I like to go when I got the blues.