GUEST, dubious, you're just getting silly. Why don't you take an aspirin and lie down for awhile?

Oh! That's right! Getting people to take aspirin is a foul and dastardly plot of the Secret World Government to make poor, unsuspecting dupes docile and compliant for when the black helicopters come to air-lift them to the slave labor camps.

Wibble Wibble!!

Don Firth

P. S. Troll Alert! Troll Alert!   Where's Billy-goat Gruff when you need him?