From Dr Sunshine's songbook-

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm going out to eat worms
Long thin slimey ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Gooey, gooey, gooey worms

Well, the long thin slimey ones slip down easily
The short fat fuzzy ones stick
And when the short fat fuzzy ones stick on your throat
All the juice goes, "slurp"

First you bite the heads off
Then you suck the juice out
Throw the heads away
Nobody knows how well I thrive
On worms three times a day

Just give me worms.