Oh, the weather outside is charming
But my friends to the North are barmying
So as long as I'm in San DiegO
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

I don't mean to be stiff or proud, oh.
We do sometimes see a cloud, oh.
And sometimes put a sweate on at night.
That's awright, that's awright, that's awright.

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(Ducks flying frying pans and galoshes and exits stage right...)