Didn't you mean Nasty Nursey Rhymes.

I learnt this one while in hospital, went in to have something done to my ears which they didn't do 'cos we all caught measles.

Sung -
Mother mother take me home
From this convalescence home
I've been here a year or two
Now I want to be with you

Chanted -
Along comes a nurse with a red-hot poulice
Slaps it on your chest and takes no notice

Spoken -
I want to go hooooome.