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Thread #59418 Message #2160846
Posted By: Amos
30-Sep-07 - 11:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I have seen in dreams the turning of of the Grand,
More fearful than a thousand Grecian ships.
Ten thousand crying voices, to a man,
Yelled out, "No dibs! No dibs! No dibs!"
And in my vision I would make them calm
And tell them to abate their friction,
But they would not still, and cried again,
"Mom giving dibs is sleazy fiction!!!!"
And when the morning came, to wake
Me from my vision in the dawn anew,
I looked into my heart and found,
'Twas true, and ever shall be true.
Truman, Lord Shallotbreath
Rumple on Stiltskin, 1921