The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2161050
Posted By: Rapparee
01-Oct-07 - 09:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
"I claim nineteen nine and fifty now,"
He cried in tones so gruff.
A layabout from Southern Cal
Where life is oh! so rough.
Disparaging posts that brought him there,
Dissing Rapaire's Wisdom,
Dissing Stilly's gentle Truths,
And wherever Bee-Dubya's from.
Forgetting Peace, Khandu, and Tweed,
Bobert and Little Hawk,
Rustic, Dead Horse, Debbie Earl,
And all who came to talk.
Oh fie upon such twaddle, Sir!
To forget those who also posted!
King Khandu would flay you from his throne
And Mom would have you toasted.
But MOAB's way is Mercy's Way,
So punished you shall not be
But e'en Mother's patience has an end,
And 20K belongs to Rapaire.
--Hinton Lyman O'Rourke, Messages Found In A Bottle
(Electrum, Wyoming: De Verse Poetry Press, 1765).