I have just received notification from a usually reliable source that I have been placed in charge of investigating a certain lady of a northern persuasion, to wit one MeganL, to ascertain whether she qualifies for Christmas presents of the highest calibre - or a bag of coal

The thorough investigation commences forthwith. No stone will be left unturned.

If you haven't behaved, MeganL, be afraid, be very afraid !!

MISS