Ho Ho Ho
I detect the pulling of legs! Secret Secret Santa of Jenny O checking in to say my elves have been watching you my antipodean friend!
Sadly I am not and have never been big down under! Have been noted for being of moderate size up top, though!
I am never one to blow my own penny whistle but I do have several strings to my bow and am sure I can seek out just the right gift for you.
I do not have a tumble drier so the only lint I own is under the bed - known in these parts as Beggars Velvet! and in my belly buton, of course!
Keep guessing........
JO'sSSS07