Say, since y'all know somethin' about the Fish and Game folks, I was wondering, since I'm an ol' feller an I ain't got a lot of money to afford no extra licenses, if I could just use my fishing license for deer? I could kinda' bait a big ol' hook with a corn cob and cast out into a school of deer and then if maybe one of them bucks would latch onto that sucker and I could reel him in and all, then maybe I could club him or somethin'? Whaddaya' think?

Best wishes from the Mt.PiaZadora Rest Home,

Gilbert Gnarley